It was a dark and stormy night
It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to Jim, “Jim, tell us a tale!” So Jim began.
Note to picture editors: It's supposed to be night, you idiots! And dark. And preferably a bit stormy too! Island is fine though.
“It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to Jim, “Jim, tell us a tale!” So Jim began.”
Big improvement. Now, which one is Jim?
“It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to Jim, “Jim, tell us a tale!” So Jim began.”
Are you trying to tell me that this chicken is called Jim? This is supposed to be an old-fashioned tale of sea-farers, not some weird farming fantasy.
“It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to Jim, “Jim, tell us a tale!” So Jim began.”
Right. So I take it that this Chinese policeman is probably called Captain Jim. Great. Not exactly Jack Sparrow though, is he? And if you dare to post a picture of a sparrow, you're all fired.
“It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to Jim, “Jim, tell us a tale!” So Jim began.”
Alright. Now what? Oh, I get it. It's spelt 'tale' you morons, not 'tail'. How can you tell one of these?
“It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to Jim, “Jim, tell us a tale!” So Jim began.”
I grant you that it's a captain of sorts, and I appreciate the fish reference, but it's still not quite what I had in mind.
“It was a dark and stormy night….”
Oh shut up.
